T’was the months before the election
T’was the months before the election
[with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore]
T’was the months before the election when all through the house
Not a Senator was stirring, not even a louse;
The policies were hung on the noticepaper with care;
In hopes that the Parliament would soon say hear, hear;
The super funds were huddled with hands on their heads;
While visions of higher premiums spun in their heads;
While Roberts as new minister, and ScoMo in cap;
Hoped not to settle for a long Christmas nap;
When out in the industry there arose such a clatter;
A looming election has likely put paid to the matter.
AUTHOR
The Rollover
Rollover is a jaded hack who joined the staff of Super Review nearly two decades’ ago and never managed to summon the energy to leave. Known throughout the superannuation industry as a power-luncher and gossip, Rollover spends his time humouring fund managers, eavesdropping at conferences, dozing through briefings and looking for his next free meal.
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